Humorous Stories
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THEY'LL GET YOU EVERY TIME
You know, Uncle Johnny, he said to me one day up the trail, you better be pretty careful.
Why?
Because we learned about Black Weirdos in play school today.
Black What?
Black Weirdo spiders. And if they bite you, you'll die!
Well, they won't bother us, I say.
You are wrong, Uncle Johnny, he says. They live in the trees and we have to hunt them.
Oh, I say, and then, What do we do when we find them?
Run!
You're right.
I know, he says.
